Alien Hideout

Every alien needs a hideout.The best method is to find a lonely girl and move in rent free

Come see my painting "Bad Wolf Selfie" on Saturday December 5th 20:00 hours at the tenth anniversary Don't Wake Daddy show at Feinkunst Krueger Gallery in Hamburg Germany.  DWDX  for info and roster of artists

The Pointillist

We all have natural abilities that can often be used in unexpected ways.The modern term of thinking outside the box applies here and sometimes great things come from trying something different only to realize how much potential you have causing a whole new world to open for you

The Burbs

The good life of ice cream cones and lawn maintenance is just a facade of the real joy which is having somebody to build your life with regardless of the circumstances of your lifestyle.

City Park

One problem with city life is when the urge for some nature comes on a beautiful summer day.The city park not unlike the dangerous plains of Africa filled with wild predators lures people who must weigh the reward versus the danger and venture into the park but fortunately the lions are napping after a night of mayhem.Stay away after the sun sets.

Robo-junkie

As strong as any iron man can be the rust just increased and his need for oil became a constant to the point that all he does is oil up.The street girls just shake their heads as he wastes away.

Frogman

It's surprising how often experts are not utilized.Nobody thinks twice about the idea of using a dog to find something with their sense of smell and actually dogs are used for so many things perhaps it's because all they require for pay is food and love.Fear of the price is the usual reason experts are ignored so go to free experts.com and check out frogman he's got skills.

My Little Monkey

Sometimes my life seems like a carnival and generally my little monkey weighing down my shoulder is the byproduct of procrastination which I could blame my father for since I learned the art from him but I have to accept that I also saw the effect it had on him and here I am with my little monkey which on some days is a gorilla but I'm hoping that I still have time to change this behavior...note to self (pay bills on time)



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Grid Fetish

It is just a matter of time before our grid fetish is implanted and hand held devices are obsolete.

Dissident Bleep

A song by the EDM group The Black Dog was more a comment on a certain type of electronic music but I see it as a great term for the endless protest culture that always finds a grievance.

No Respect

You just get no respect when you are the police or a famous crime stopper.The pesky criminals love to goad you into a hasty maneuver which ends up on the nightly news

Hookah

My submission to the Fairytales show at Galerie Abyss which opens June 6th in Montreal Quebec if you stop by you will see some great art.The address is 1520 rue Notre-Dame O.Abdala Kaufmann is the director and a fantastic artist so anytime you are in Montreal stop into her gallery and say hi.

Library owl

What happens when you become the symbol of something that you are not.Is perception more important than reality.Parrots are much smarter than owls but they sit on pirate shoulders.Is it more wise knowing a little about everything or being a master at one thing and which would you seek if you had a problem in the area that the master excelled.Giving animals human characteristics is what folklore is about and great children's tales require it so only time might dislodge the owl as wise but it still has time to go to the library.

Ahab Dreams

Moby Dick invites many interpretations so it's only logical to add my take on this classic tale of Ahab's battle with his epic sized ego.Our minds create the world we inhabit and our monsters reflect our fears and obstacles and our ego determines the size which in Ahab's case was the largest animal on the planet.I say why battle sperm when you can battle sperm whales.